LOL XP
" eh , eh ! awek siottt .. tengok kambing ! styleeee :D
dari kanan : amalina gelfren soleh , baidatul pembuli nabila , aina ' aqeel adored ' , liyana " aku nak tinggi ! " :p
okey , its for no point =,='
nak no ! nak no !
peeewwwittt ~
alhamdulillah , amirul tak ikut skali :p
fuckin sloopy
saya ada benda nak kongsi nagn semua orang nih ! :D its bout my only precious fav comics . HAHAH , sebenarnya , dah lama nak cerita pasal komik ni , tapi selal terlupaaa . almaklumlah , mak cik kan , dah tua .. uhuk , uhuk :p okay , its about his own biodata , and its fucking hilarious . okay , here it is .. :O
nama pelajar : slaium
jantina : jangan hamsup
tarikh lahir : sama denagn hari jadi saya
tempat lahir : atas katil , hospital , bumi , malaysia
no . sijil beranak : belum kahwinlah , mana ada anak ?!
tarikh masuk sekolah : hari pertama persekolahan
diterima ke tingkatan : susah ni !
nama ibu / bapa penjaga : bapak slaium
persaudaraan : bapaklah !
pekejaan : err , kerja ?
no . kad pengenalan : tengah tunggu .
alamat rumah : okey , dari sini , jalan terus dan lepas tu belok kiri , nampak kedai tayar dalam dua blog macam tu , belok kanan , pastu masuk dalam , keluar ikut pintu belakang , dan jumpalah rumhanya !
no . telefon : telefon ? aku nak handphone !
tarikh tinggal sekolah : satu hari nanti
alasan : soalan yang bagus tu !
jantina : jangan hamsup
tarikh lahir : sama denagn hari jadi saya
tempat lahir : atas katil , hospital , bumi , malaysia
no . sijil beranak : belum kahwinlah , mana ada anak ?!
tarikh masuk sekolah : hari pertama persekolahan
diterima ke tingkatan : susah ni !
nama ibu / bapa penjaga : bapak slaium
persaudaraan : bapaklah !
pekejaan : err , kerja ?
no . kad pengenalan : tengah tunggu .
alamat rumah : okey , dari sini , jalan terus dan lepas tu belok kiri , nampak kedai tayar dalam dua blog macam tu , belok kanan , pastu masuk dalam , keluar ikut pintu belakang , dan jumpalah rumhanya !
no . telefon : telefon ? aku nak handphone !
tarikh tinggal sekolah : satu hari nanti
alasan : soalan yang bagus tu !
the end ~
sleezy paparazi
haiisshh , so pegi la practise drama .. bayangkan nak kena ulang sampai 7 kali non stop ?! huh , penat aku . so , terpaksa lahhh sabar je dengan mary germaine tuh =,= lepas tu pegi la rehat .. :Dceh , hari ni special aku :p rehat dengan budak form poww ! ngan form 5 :p .. bole usya hung hing :p i mean _________ ( satu line ) nabila sorang je paham . yang tak paham jangan nak sibuk sibuk :p hari ni , sumpah gelak gulin gulin .. yelah , hari ni husna bawak laptop so , bukak la lagu sorry sorry dengan lagu heartbeat .. habis dengan cikgu cikgu sekali menari lagu sorry sorry . yang lawaknya cikgu pun hafal lagu sorry sorryy .. hak ! pastu bob bawak topi dengan baju besar pastu dia duduk belakang whiteboard pastui buat buat nyanyi lagu sean kingston ! hak , gedik .. pastu cikgu ada buat lagi satuu tau . dia cakap .. cuba tangkap gambar separuh rambut mary germaine pastu tulis " apakah ini ? " .. jahat gila cikgu :p
miss my windows seben :p
wah , dah lama tak sentuh komputer nih . nak lepas gian jap . aaaaahhhhh :p nak tulis banyak banyak hari ni , sampai beruk pun tak larat nak baca ( beruk mmg tak reti baca pun ) =,=' . merepek sekejap ( bak kata menyah ) weyy , braderr .. sorry tak masukkan gambar birthday najlaa hari tu .. bapak aku la braderr .. dia sorok kamera kat laci spender dia pulakk :p ntah mana ntah dia sorok . malas nak carik :p by the way , esok saya ada competiton drama ! yang betul betul punya ! :D competition kat smk 16 aka sekolah sebelah pasar :p sorry smk 16 ' s rians :P derr , tak sabar sungguh rasanya :p ( nak jumpa budak handsome ) :p HAHHAH XD
hater !
huwaaaa ! nak ikut pegi lawatan kat mardi tuu :'O . dah la nabila ikut ! nabila tu susah nak ikut benda luar sekolah ni ! ( benda pasal duit laju la ) . punya la semangat semalam , suruh ma tandatangan surat kebenran . dah tu masa nak hantar surat , cikgu kata yang hari tu buat hari khamis , pastu tiba tiba buat hari rabu ! adoooi , cakap macam india la minachi ! dah tu kena pulangkan borang macam orang bodo ! sumpah aku benci gila babi !
mampussss !
oh - gosh ! hari ni jek i dapat on9 dengan happy nya :D . besok maybe tak dapat because .. im away to terengganu with ainna !!! hoorayy , boleh buat phoyoshoot banyak banyak , boleh makan banyak banyak :P ceh , tapi tak tau my two beloved parents bagi ke taak :( yelah , ni dah kali ketiga ikut diorang holiday / i mean mak dia kerja .. " muka tak malu ikut orang holiday macam takde mak bapak nak bawak holiday " bak kata aimran . =,= mampusss kaw la ! heh , btw , i mmg nak ikut dorang pegi holiday .. thats why kena tunggu masa yang terlalu sesuai nak cakap kat mak :O oww , nevermind . hari ni i dapat result and markah biasa takde gagal but satu je A :: bahasa melayu . okay bi tak dapat lagi okay dapat dua D , okay yang lain sume dapat C . okay THE END !
weird , TOTALLY WEIRD !
yesterday is totally weird , dekat cbox meya ada la orang cakap benda nonsense kat dia kan . it sounds kinda like this " i'll lick your pussy and i suck your breast " .. then i on ym .. tiba tiba dia on9 . i pun gila bapak gajah punya terkejut ! yelah , before this , ym dia langsung tak boleh bukak . stuck ! then tiba tiba boleh on9 . okay , nevermind , then i tanya pasal benda nonsense tu , pastu dia ada cakap something yang realy make me shocked ! then i pun off - line sebap my mum menyanyi nak on9 facebook de . i pun rembat fon my mum :p pastu i message meya , pastu meya macam akward gila dengan benda yang dia cakap yang uat i shocked tadi . macam bukan dia yang cakap pasal benda tu . i pun macam . " heh , apa kena minah sorang ni ? " then , i pun cakap " fine , kita cakap besok " .. pastu bila besoknya , ictl classes , i tanya dia pasal benda tu , then dia buat muka terkejut gajah dia . i pun nak explain kat dia . tapi si nini , terlompat lompat nak dengar . so . i biarlah .. so , my question is .. betul ke meya tak cakap benda yang really make me shocked tu ? oh - maybe it just a randomme message ?
fuck up !
warghhhh :O penatnyaaaaaaaaaaaa ! sumpah , rasa nak lempang lempang je muka semua orang tadi .. dah tahu orang penat .. tak payahlah buat muka macam tu ! do you have to dping that stupid ugly faces ? phew , muka mmg mintak kaki . pastu sakit perut gila bapak punya . tiba tiba menses all of sudden apa lagi , ***** . dah tu , budak kelas 2 putra ( budak petang ) tengah ada class kat belakang dewan . derr , masa tu jugak lah sedar termenses ! ( mencarut ) malu tak terkata , rasa nak sorok jek muka dalam kain waktu tu .
then bila waktu practise , mary germaine still with her ' again , again , again ' .. suruh i buat benda yang already betul banyak kali ! hey , you sendiri kata nak kena masukkan ' your own personality ' dalam watak . but , what happen ? semua kena ikut kepala otak negro you ! , SO CRUEL ! i tunggu almost 3 hours dekat dewan , melanyut macam orang gila . then , bila time i , semua orang buat muka mengantuk . then bila i buat yang betul - betul , semua macam boring . i buat itu salah , ni salah . sekali i keluar dari drama ni , baru you tau ! you kata you benci miley kan ? hey , you know what , that girl who besides miley is currently you !
wakakakkaka .
warrggghh , tengok tu , gambar kaka yang besar gila tu .. dah kena removed dengan photobucket .. :'( what the fuck ! pastu dah lah , kaka kena kad merah , :'( so , dia tak bole main lagi :'O why this happen to me ? in the same time pulak :O gila punya photobucket ! oh - kaka , ilebiu , kaw tau =,=
abah :'(
okay , semalam , HAPPY FATHER"S DAY .. so , kitorang tak sambut ..... Laugh my ass off ! hahhaha , yelah tu , mau nya tak melalak orang tua tu ! tak sambut hari jadi dia pun , tarik muka ketat ! macam budak - budak .. heh =,=' so , kitorang pegi lah makan . tapi bapak nya pulak kerja -________- .. so , mak call punya call tiba tiba dengar bunyi phone .. la .. bapak aku tinggal phone kat beranda . so , dengan bangangnya , kitorang pun drive through la pegi pejabat .. ( kat depan rumah ) ;D .. pastu , panggil abah , abah blah jap nak mintak keluar jap . so , tunggu kat luar , ummi ( jiran ) datang kat kereta , gossip ngan mak , dia citer la , suruh makan kat chicken rice shop .. suruh minum air apa ntah , dia kata sedap la , campur air kelapa lah ... then , faham faham jelah , mak aku cakap nak kirim belikan makanan untuk ummi , bapak aku pun sampai . kitoran bincang nak makan kat mana , then ayah aku call mana ntah pastu dah penuh . makan kat 24 , penuh jugak .. pastu pegi la makan kat andaman .. heh , janji dapat makan sudah :D lepas tu , tangkap gambar sumer la =,=' .. makanan pun sampai .. pastu makan makan .. pastu aku cakap la nak tambah .. pastu abang abang yang rempit gila bapak ni , gelak la .. ' pastu , dengar dorang cakap .. hhahah , ada ke anak dara makan tambah .. aku pun ... malu la nak makan .. pastu ayah aku cakap macam perli lah ..' budak zaman sekarang , hisap rokok macam tak pernah jumpa batang rokok ! ' pastu pandang la dorang .. ada sorang abang ni , tengah hisap rokok macam first time hisap rokok ! terbatuk batuk , muka pulak gila bapak merah .. dengan muka indon nya nak kutuk anak dara orang ! buat malu je la wey !
HAHA XD
this is my first time won an award . so , don't laugh if my speech , fucking weird .... okay .. laugh XD
forth .
4. ceritakan 7 perkara mengenai diri sendiri
- i'm a fat girl with pretty faces .
- i love seducin my fake logan lerman at my classes .
- i sleep in class when teacher's teaching :P
- i'm not a good secret admirer .
- i'm on my way to lose my weight .
- i hate taking bath .
- and , i'm single !!!!!
- =,='
third
3. beritahu kepada rakan-rakan korang bahawa mereka memenangi award tersebut
hey , i won an award ! =,='
second
2. berikan kepada 10/20/30 orang rakan blog
- meya
- shahira
- fea
- fatyyn
- fie
- farash
thats all . if you do desperate want this award , shout at my cbox
XD just kidding . just shout at my cbox . i wouldnt mind :)
first .
1. buat entri terima kasih atas award yang diberikan
i felt really really surprise ! oh gosh , its like win a grammy , this such a great honor , even i just have 8 followers ( so what ! ) :P but , i really happy , that there always some great peole reading blog posts :DD so , thank you miss fatyn because give this honor to me . thank you :')
kesian kaw .
alahai camne pulak bole lupa password tumblr .. adoii , pastu sume account kat blog , formspring , myspace kena log in balik .. addoii , penat aku .. hohohohoho , da penat dengan orang yang x habis habis dengan justin bieber .. helooo .. tak nampak ke , betapa fake nya dia , dapat perhatian , pastu terkinja kinja macam orang over excited , puja dia melangit .. pastu sannnnnggup gaduh dengan haters , weh , buat malu je ! whatever la , budak ! muka weird gila bapak gajah !
bukak lagu .
saya nasihatkan , bukak lagu shut up and drive , bila baca blog saya .. kenapa ? baru la dapat feel braderrrr :P
gediknya :D
tengok kat gambar bawah ni ! banyak gambar aqeel kan ? pastu , lepas aku publish semua post ni , aku bagi link blog aku kat aqeel , pastu dia , cakap .. ' hha , bodoh la kaw mariam ' , eleh , suka la tu aqeel , aku lempang kang :P nasib baik kaw comel :P ...
tak sabarnya !
alahai , daa lame x bukak blog shahira .. and , tiba tiba .. saya ditimpa oleh perasaan rasa nak ... melepang ! ... hello brader , apsal la , nak balik kampung pulak ni ... :'( hish , adoooiii , xde geng la broooo :'O , tapi takpe ada farash , ada meya , ada si mak nenek tu pon dah kira okay laa ... :P .. yay , besok nya la , nak pegi wet world , adoooii , nak pakai bajku apa ni ... nak make up macam mana ni , nak pegi mana .. bawak kamera , bawak seluar mandi , bawak benda dalam berbagai .. oooo, tak sabarnya !
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i cant love you , theres so many time , i tried to deny it . the more i deny it , the more your face appears in my mind , and then , i look up to my phone , it still you , i know , im not a good secret admirer , i even fuck you , i know you ' re not perfect , and maybe you ' re not my dream prince .. but , you realy got me with your eyes . you never look me with love . all you do when look at me , just a FUCK . i know .. i knew it .. even i fuck you at formspring .. and , realy .. i'm sorry , i want you and me , together like old times .. i think you would not reading this , ( and i dont want to ) LOL , even i FUCK you , you do at my wallpaper , even i talk shit to you , i still reading your formspring almost everyday . even you delete me , i still open your profile , every single hour . even i hate you , i will LOVE you .. forever .. even you will not knew bout this .
patrick =,='
i think there were so many things would change , based my observation at myspace ...
- aqeel - his maybe will taller than me ( its not gonna happen ! its not gonna happen !! ) =,='
- nabila - maybe ... she will be more ... fit ... i mean more pretty :p
- ainna - like everyday .. she will be chased after her freak fans from form 4 that will shout ainna , ainna and ainna =,='
- khairunisa - she will bring more JLo to school , seriously , it soooo damn delicious ! .. and , and .. ainna 's carbonara .. its delicious , but i hate that mushroom prego because it 'll makes my eyes started to moving around .. weeeee :P
stupid , i wanna to mention the whole class , but i got no time to do it .. but , i still love you .. :)
OH - SCHOOL is cool !
oh - GOSHHH !!! its been 10 days we have paSS been our weeeknds ... oh - full of ...
- drama rehearsel ,
- shopping ,
- online ,
- messaging ,
- hang up , and sooo on .. :P .. i cant wait , for schooll .. seriously ..
- mess up with hanini ( best ever ) ,
- mess with nabila ,
- sleep when mathematics period ,
- annoying faces in agama class , p
- uke when aimran and ainna strted to smile with each other =,=' ,
- hang up with LULU belle groups .
ooopss , i did it again , i know , meya hate it when i call her and her friends .. LULU BELLE groups .. HAHAH XD LOL .. but i love it :P .. sigh , i think my result will extremely ... FUNNY ! because , if i get a best result , it would be ridiculous , but when i get suck result , it would be more ... RIDICULOUS ! luckily , my mum , dont know that i have pass the exam :P .. then , here mummm , my report card .. than the ' exam ' starred .. this question will be familiar ..
- what you do at home ?
- why your result were sooo rubbish ?
- what you do in school ?
- what you do when teacher is teaching ?
- is you skip the tuition ?
and , we will like .. errrghhh ! an answer it in our heart with ridiculous fucking answer .. HAHA XD ,, raya nanti mintak maaf la balik :P
LOL !
theres was a conservation at radio . calls fly fm .. but its really funny ! read this .
caller : i'd got a problem at my office work . i used to singing when i 'm done my work . but , the prolem is .. my office mate .. dont like me to sinnging like that . so , they always annoys me ..
prem and junes ; oh ; really ? can you show to us how you sing at the office work ?
caller ; its like this ..... AND I WAS LIKE .. BABY ! BABY ! BABY - OOOH !
prem : oh my god , its really annoying ! its really do ! its realy do !
jules : haha stupid ! LOL !
unexpected !
i going to the drama rehearsel like everyday i do . so , today , there was MARY GERMAINE : the best main actress and MISS CHANTRIKA who our single ladies and just came back from australia .. so , today , we went for our big activities ... we have to show up our character to miss chant with feels and all ... alone .. on the stage .. so , its all started by me .. after , i blahblahblah . shes comment me that im good , but i really have a problem with my body language . you cares bout surrounding . thats why you sooo down . but really got a nice tone . keep it up .. and then she ask me start over again , and again , and again .. until .. at last .. i do it from my bottom of my heart .. and , then ... i cried .. ouchh .. .. then she said .. come here my dear .. and then she hugged me . oh - its really unexpected .. and then she said .. kita ada pelapis untuk tahun depan ! keep it up , girl ! and i was like .. what ?! what happens ? what ? what ? LOL .. then she left .. she said enough to see me . then , shes wishpered to me . you got talent , im so sure you can replace mary germaine .. you know what i mean , girl ?
sayang awak :P
cececececec , meyyayyayayayayyaay ! ( shout awards ) ! .. thanksssss , edit kan blog , lawa sangat :D ... tak tahu apa aku nak cakap apa . tapi yang kaw publish blog aku buat apa ? da la blog kaw peyme s. isy , tak sukaaaa :P . apa apa je lah , tapi yang pasal nak pegi wet world tu , okay lah , takpa lah .. lagi pun korang yang ajak aku pegi kan ? fine , tidak mengapa . saya redha .. :P .. teringat yang masa aku tak jadi pegi oleole hari tu pasal aku balik kampung , korang punya la mengamuk ! tarik muka plane wood , mintak kaki jek muka ! takpa takpa , nanti kita ramai ramai serang nini ! hiaaarrrggggghhhhhhh ! =,='